I heard Oprah gave away cars to her studio audience once. And now she’s taken a bunch to Australia for a taping. Every audience shows up with the hope of a huge gift now, I’d imagine. Wouldn’t it be funny to see their reactions if she announced they’re all receiving a years subscription to The Watchtower? I’d watch that episode.
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