Baptismal Preparation

To the kids who stole my jack-o-lantern last night and smashed it into pieces on the road:  God was watching and will remember what you did.  And so was Santa, so you all have a pretty bleak future ahead.  If you don’t believe all that nonsense then I guess you got away with it and had a fun Halloween at my expense.  But if you develop tooth decay than I guess you can say I got the last laugh.

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