There’s nothing more satisfying than the look on a child’s face when they receive a gift they truly enjoy. Somewhat less satisfying is their look of disappointment when you’ve just given them a crap gift. Socks, underwear, a knitted sweater featuring reindeer and mistletoe. These are all disastrous gifts no matter how naughty or nice they’ve been. Gifts like these can scar children well into their adult life. I’m not saying this because I’m bitter — I just don’t want other kids to suffer like I have.