Pesos in the Collection Plate

The church I went to when I was young gave out envelopes for people to put their money into before depositing it into the collection plate.  I always wondered what sort of surprises they’d find when opening those envelopes.  I know they probably looked forward every week to my artwork doodles and shredded up service programs that I would generously return.  Hey, you’ve got an hour to kill sitting there so you’ve got to do something.