3 thoughts on “38, Just Say No to Satan

  1. Yeah, Satan’s a joke!

    A construction worker dies and goes to Hell. Satan threatens to throw him into the fiery furnace when the construction worker points out a hole that should be patched. He lets the man patch the hole and is impressed at his good work and asks “What else can you do?” Within a few weeks, the construction worker has completely remodeled Hell so that it has air conditioning, swimming pools, columned terraces and spectacular fountains. God shows up and says “There’s been a mistake. We were supposed to get the construction worker.” Satan laughs and says “Nope, he’s made Hell a much better place so we’re keeping him!” God says “Hand him over or I’ll sue!” Satan laughs and says “Where are you going to find a lawyer?”

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