I understand that you can find bad album cover art in any genre, but these Christian rock albums are prize winners. Note to any musician putting out their own indie release, consult a professional graphic designer. It will save you tears later.
Literalism taken much too far.
Groovy Judy is groovy high on either Jesus or crack…probably both.
It’s okay, we already know.
If he’s real, why are you using an illustration?
Do they tap dance too? I looked up pictures of this Christian ska band. Not one black member. Someone should have said something.
This is John Schlitt’s mentally unstable half-brother. (BTW: if you don’t know who John Schlitt is he’s the lead singer of Petra.) Joe Schlitt is a family secret for several reasons including using the phrase “song man of message music.”
And this is Gallagher’s stable brother. And yes, he was once black, but after living in Seattle several years…
Not the best promotion of abstinence.
This, however, does a great job of promoting what appears to be a rapist.
Definitely a teabagger. Just what the world needs, another crusade but with guitars instead of swords–“I’m gonna rock the hell outta you, Muslims!”
I’ve posted this one before but it’s one of my favorites. Didn’t anyone review the cover art? The guy in the middle is thinking, “Wait, SOB? That means son of a bitch! Stop the presses!”
Most respectful picture of Jesus I’ve ever seen.
Gay? Or just confused? (And yes, they are a Christian band. I was around early enough to see one of them play in Gecko Monks, a local Christian band in Seattle. Good music, bad cover art.)
Rejected from American Idol!
Bye bye modernism and rationality!
You might think this is in reference to Daniel and the Lion’s Den. Actually, it’s about Aslan getting rabies.