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"JUGS, BEAVERS and EXPLODING BALLS"
by Jeff Swenson
First Cynic Comic Strip
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2004-2005
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THE LITTLEST ATHEIST 8
by Cartoonist Jeff Swenson
Too many animals, Noah
Creationists have attempted to back up the Noachian Flood by trying to calculate how two of every kind of animal would fit on a floating barge. Mainly they do this as a result of the question: Well, what about the dinosaurs, they're too big? Their answer is to make all of the dinosaurs babies.
But the bigger "stupidity" of trying to scientifically prove a religious story is lost when we argue about such little things. In religion God can do anything so how is that creationists feel compelled to logically explain the story in the first place?. It is not logical for animals to line up in pairs from all over the earth to enter an ark. It is not logical that animals wouldn't start eating each other, killing each other or stepping on each other. It is not logical to wipe out your perfect creation with a flood when you can snap your fingers and make all of the bad people disappear instead of punishing most animals by drowning.
There is nothing logical or scientific about the flood except that logically it makes sense that a disaster occurred and the people affected tried to explain it in superstitious terms. If a perfect and orderly God were involved there would not be a disasterous flood used in such a barbaric and reckless way with the end result being a drunken Noah and some incest coming out of the other side.
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